*Serena walks happily towards a house in the outskirts of Gensokyo with a piece of paper in her hand*
Serena: I can't believe I won a car! This is gonna be the best day ever!
*Serena enters the house to see Nareesha, Empowered, Ninjette and Sailor Uranus sitting down looking glum while Dawn stands up with a serious look on her face*
Serena:...fuck me, I've been had, haven't I?
Sailor Uranus: We all had. Come, take a seat.
Dawn: Ladies, I gathered you here because I have an important mission for us all.
Nareesha: Are still gonna get our cars?
Dawn: I'm talking about something more important than free cars!
Serena: Free boats?
Dawn: No! I'm talking about a quest, an adventure that may help us prove our worth and redeem us in the eyes of Patchouli and the Touhous!
*everyone else sighs*
Dawn: I have been recently tasked by amazoness-king, the God of Amazoness, to retrieve a powerful and ancient artifact, a suit of armor that will restore him to full power and enable him to exist in this universe once again. One of Annabeth Chase's two mothers is an amazoness, so if we retrieve this armor, Annabeth will be forever grateful to us all, and she will put on a good word to Patchouli so we may go back to Gensokyo once again. So, are you in or are you out?
Empowered: This is gonna doom us all! Just like when we went to search for the Goblet of Exxodia!
Ninjette: Empowered, what the hell are you talking about?
Serena: Well, I don't know about you, but I'm tired of having to eat mushrooms and tree bark and having to shit in the woods. I'm in!
Sailor Uranus: I'm a superheroine, so I can't refuse a call for help. Count me in as well!
Empowered: We are superheroines, too! The mighty Empowered and her faithful sidekick, Ninjette, step up to the task!
Nareesha: Well, I don't want to be left alone in the woods, so I guess I'm coming as well.
Ninjette: And where can we find this suit of armor?
Dawn: In a sacred chamber, in a lost land far away from the reaches of our country. Thankfully, amazoness-king gave me a map, and he gave me THIS...
*Dawn pulls out a glowing purple and black crystal*
Dawn:...which will give us control over the golem sentries guarding the temple, and THIS...
*Dawn pulls out a long black sword*
Dawn:...is a sacred sword that will help us fight whatever menace we encounter in that temple. Now, on to our adventure!